Joe E. Lewis
“Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I’m thirsty, not dirty.”
Benjamin Franklin
“He that drinks fast, pays slow.”
The Simpsons
“Here’s to alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all life’s problems.”
Ernest Hemingway
“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
Legend Frank Sinatra
“I feel bad for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.”